The Humph-Nards

We met when we were 16 and 17. This year we celebrate 34 years. “Not always rainbows and butterflies, it’s compromise that moves us along”

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Help us share our love story in Variety, take home $20,000, and go on a triple date with Jeff & Emilie Goldblum and Charlie Day & Mary Elizabeth Ellis!

Voting for the TOP 20 ends Thursday the 16th of July at 7PM PDT

What is America's Favorite Couple?

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How did your love story begin?

We went to the same school since kindergarten but never met until two girls, who were best friends, each invited one of us to a Skid Row concert. We formally met at the show. I was 16 and she was 17. We hit it off, right away.

What is your favorite memory you've shared as a couple?

Gotta be our first wedding day. It was a crazy day! It wasn’t legal yet. I’d lost my mom earlier that year. Everything was emotional. It was supposed to be outdoors but the sky looked stormy so we had it inside. My dad played the music entirely too loud when we went down the aisle. It was all hilarious but we loved every second. We partied till dawn after we said “I do.”

What would you do with $20,000?

I took her to Paris for her 50th birthday. We loved it so much. Italy might be fun for my 50th. There’s also plenty to improve on our property. Maybe a little adulting mixed with some travel.

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